Toilets

-The PRETEND FLUSH that people use so you can't hear them peeing or taking a poo

-SQUATERS apparently the Japanese think they are more hygienic - crap!

-HEATED TOILET SEATS - lovely to warm your bum in winter

-TOILETS THAT WASH AND DRY your bum - bizzare

-TOILET SLIPPERS you can't possibly wear the same slippers elsewhere - oh the filt!